Tuesday, Sept. 16, 2003
Politics to one side for the moment, but this guy is a right cunt. I'm talking about the newly elected Nazi to Thurrock Council, the extremely unpopular Nicholas Geri. Unbelievably, whilst under the affluence of incohol, (it was a mid-week election after all), I watched this little shit slime into office on Sept 4th the other week. You may have seen his grimacing Nazi face all over the local papers with him saying how surprised he was to win. Sadly the Grays Essex Courier will not print the pics of the surprised look on his face as me & Dave rounded on him in the car park with baseball bats as he left the town hall. Unfortunately, Geri the Nazi had a division of leather clad crack SS Storm Troopers...oh, I'm sorry - BNP Officials with him - which prevented me from smashing his head open.
What is alarming is that the yuppie shites of Grays Riverside - the bunch of City "Midland Bankers" who frequent the apartments with the scenic river view voted this little toe rag in. Somebody was quoted as saying that "....the younger generation do not feel that mainstream politicians address their problems...." No shit. I couldn't accept that. So, under the expenses scam of An Undercover Investigative Report I blagged a couple of hundred quid drinking money, and me and Dave spent a few nights last week down the Wharf and The Theobalds Arms to find out who these wankers were who voted for him. Call it 'getting inside the head of a Nazi voter' if you will, but I felt a public duty to tour as many pubs as possible, for as many nights as it took, to find out how this Nazi got into office. Naturally, this was totally dependent on the Guv'nr not taking any notice of the chits he was signing. But getting Sharon to bend over to the bottom of the filing cabinet as you push the forms under his nose, usually does the trick. Sharon is Dave's sister......a very helpful girl - but let's not go there....I mean - everybody else has.....
So, what did we find out after our several nights on the piss? Nick the Nazi is a grandson of an Italian immigrant. But isn't one of our newest council thug's election promises to be concerned with "Asylum problems....crime & the causes of crime"? Well, my bloody Pizza arrived late and cold the other night - so that's all the Eyeties back on the boats at Tilbury docks - and he can join them ! And I suppose we'd have to send the Hungarian telephonist at Papa John's .....and the Lithuanian taxi driver who spoke no English, and his swarthy-skinned navigator who carried the change and knew only "Al right, mate" - as he'd spent all his time in Essex since arriving in the back of a Morrisons lorry full of Slovakian turnips. No we learnt sod all - except one of the barmaids in The Theobalds Arms does like being leered at by two drunken hacks.
Anyway, politics is a funny old world. I've written the Nazis obituary already. It says: "Twat". And he will be receiving lots of emails and phone calls, if not a visit from Plod himself, as I spent most of Sunday registering Nick The Nazi with as many pedophile web sites as I could find in Dave's Favourites - there are times when I'm glad he doesn't follow the company internet protocols.
Catch you later.
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